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Time to sleep. Good night lovelies. I might be on again sometime tomorrow night, but otherwise I’ll be on a hiatus over the weekend since I’m going to my second home, Disneyland! I get to see lovely faces I only get to see while there. Still feel free to send me things though. I love coming home to things in my inbox.

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lillyofunderland asked: "You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"

wonderslittlehare:

wonderslittlehare:

"Why does everyone keep on asking me that? Is it really that abnormal for me to just walk into a door?”

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"Yeah, but do you really think I want to admit that I got this shiner from my sister? I can’t even play fight with her - she takes it much too seriously”

"Sorry. I forget that your sister can kick your ass. She’s pretty kick ass."

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lillyofunderland asked: "You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"

wonderslittlehare:

"Why does everyone keep on asking me that? Is it really that abnormal for me to just walk into a door?”

"That is not a black eye from a door. I know what a black eye from a punch looks like. I was in a war remember?"

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lillyofunderland asked: [text] Hey Chess, any chance you can come by? I may need some help with something.

icanhazdrumstickz:

icanhazdrumstickz:

[TXT: Flower Girl] Uh, yeah sure
[TXT: Flower Girl] What is it?

He nodded. Chess walked away with the crib, setting it up in the bedroom, laying some folded throw blankets as bed sheets. He put the stuffed bird in as well.

"Where’s Kovel?" He smiled and inquired. "It’s all set up."

"Here’s our little guy." Lilly said, walking into the bedroom. The little bed was perfect even though she wanted to bring Kovel into the bed with them. "I know you went out to get a crib for him, but would you be mad if he sleeps in bed with us tonight?" Lilly gave a smile in an attempt to ask permission.

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'Alice Madness Returns' RP Starters
  • "It's not a dream. It's a...memory. And it makes me sick!"
  • "Where should I go, then? What should I do?"
  • "I know I'm guilty of something, but punishment hardly ever suits the victims of a crime."
  • "Oh, there's an infinite amount of hope, but not for us!"
  • "Everything's better with bacon, don't you agree, of course you do!"
  • "Now hold on, and as they say, 'shut up'!"
  • "Another day, a different dream perhaps."
  • ""My head's exploded and there's a steam hammer in my chest."
  • "Appearances, as you know better than most, can be deceiving"
  • "You're no help at all!"
  • "'Cruel to be kind', that's my technique as they say, but he's/she's as mad as a hatter, poor dearie!"
  • "A long stay under supervision would serve you right!"
  • "Authority must be obeyed, or it must be overthrown!"
  • "When you're not on edge, you're taking up too much space."
  • "Is it mad to pray for better hallucinations?"
  • "I am fine. I'm not mad. I am innocent, I mean, not guilty!"
  • "You've used me and abused me, but you will not destroy me!"
  • "I'm not afraid to die. Times I've welcomed death!"
  • "The malignant royal bitch still reigns."
  • "Well, he/she was the face of evil in the heart of darkness..."
  • "My memories make me vomit."
Your Muse Sees Mine Being Flirted/Harassed And Mine Obviously Doesn’t Like It, How Does Your Muse Respond?

memesforthesoul:

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Send me the Mun’s reputation. I can’t comment, only post it.
The Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagment Sentence Meme
  • "You have to write."
  • "I'm very proud of you."
  • "My mother surprised me by marrying my high school teacher."
  • "We're just friends now."
  • "It's the princess from America!"
  • "There was no course in Queen or How to Run a Country 101."
  • "Will I ever be ready?"
  • "I'm going to live in a beautiful palace like in a fairy tale and eventually sit on the throne and rule."
  • "Welcome home, Princess."
  • "The one downer in my fairy tale is I've never been in love."
  • "Maybe I'll meet my Prince Charming tonight."
  • "The eagle is flying."
  • "A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
  • "I hope they have string cheese."
  • "And you obviously don't speak English."
  • "Have you met the princess yet?"
  • "Is this an American custom?"
  • "I'll survive, Your Highness."
  • "Are you sure you don't want to exchange licenses and proof of insurance?"
  • "The swelling should help them fit better."
  • "Looks like they're trying to land a plane!"
  • "Woodland animals are a lovely thing to be compared to."
  • "I'm sorry I stepped on your foot."
  • "You can step on my foot anytime."
  • "If this were my party, we'd be kissing by now."
  • "No harm, no foul, no bruise."
  • "Please don't curtsy like that."
  • "How do you turn off the curtsies?"
  • "Can I explore a little bit?"
  • "Shut up!"
  • "We've never enforced that law!"
  • "She deserves the same right as any man!"
  • "How do they expect me to find love in thirty days?!"
  • "An arranged marriage is my only choice."
  • "I dream of love, not fondness."
  • "You don't have to be queen/king."
  • "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."
  • "I want to make a difference as a ruler."
  • "I'm doing a background check on____."
  • "I would gladly take a bullet for you."
  • "I offered to have them hung by their toes in our courtyard."
  • "Have you met him?"
  • "We will present ourselves with grace and poise."
  • "They always do that."
  • "I will personally get some ice for your foot."
  • "We danced and I flirted."
  • "I feel so stupid right now."
  • "This is your very own suite."
  • "This is so cool!"
  • "I have my own mall!"
  • "I just love to look at him/her."
  • "Right on!"
  • "Does this popcorn taste like pears?"
  • "You ever take those shades off?"
  • "Shall we have some tea?"
  • "Let them bond."
  • "Every marriage in my family for the past one hundred years has been arranged."
  • "Your task is to romance her/him."
  • "I was just admiring my ring."
  • "You know, he/she is so romantic!"
  • "I'm not here."
  • "It was more than a minute."
  • "Well aren't you just...crafty."
  • "Lie dance?"
  • "The point is that I'm onto you!"
  • "He/she was in a closet with him/her?"
  • "The wedding invitations have been sent out."
  • "I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement."
  • "We are learning the art of the fan."
  • "Are you sassing your grandma?!"
  • "A princess never chases a chicken."
  • "I can't ride sidesaddle."
  • "It's a wooden leg."
  • "That is impressively sneaky!"
  • "I don't like you."
  • "You shouldn't hide, it only makes them gossip more."
  • "What do you want?"
  • "I don't need this right now!"
  • "You never think about anyone but yourself."
  • "Can you let me be miserable and not make me feel worse about myself?"
  • "____ doesn't have boyfriends/girlfriends, they have dates."
  • "It's a shame you're not attracted to them."
  • "I didn't hear you mention love."
  • "You're so jealous."
  • "You can't just go around kissing people, particularly not engaged people!"
  • "You want to kiss again?"
  • "What's so confusing about a kiss?"
  • "Maybe I just like kissing you."
  • "Why don't you go under water and I'll count to a million?"
  • "Why do you talk like that?"
  • "Most of them are orphans, we take care of as many as possible."
  • "Would you like to be a prince/princess today?"
  • "They're letting the children join them, how charming."
  • "It's time for mattress surfing!"
  • "Darling, when they tell your story, they'll call your heart of gold your crowing glory."
  • "You've fallen in love with her/him."
  • "But you care for them."
  • "Are you sure I didn't burn you?"
  • "We can have tasty finger sandwiches together!"
  • "Could I see you one more time before I go?"
  • "I'll find a way."
  • "Have you been thinking about us?"
  • "You were the someone I wanted to spend the rest of my life with."
  • "They're throwing pebbles!"
  • "And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy."
  • "This really is more romantic in the books."
  • "Tell me a secret."
  • "No one knows what's in your heart."
  • "I love I Love Lucy reruns."
  • "That's a fact, not a secret."
  • "The secret is...I still want to."
  • "We stayed out all night."
  • "Have a nice life!"
  • "I promise you nothing happened."
  • "I'm getting married today."
  • "Now, this is what I call a closet."
  • "Being married is about being yourself, with someone else."
  • "I look like a moose."
  • "He/she kind of does look like a poodle."
  • "Come and sweep him/her off their feet."
  • "I should have known!"
  • "Doesn't matter, I'll run."
  • "How am I supposed to herd sheep with a bike?"
  • "I'm a girl who loves black and is wearing pink."
  • "The maids know everything."
  • "Is this part of the plan?"
  • "I'm going to need a minute or two."
  • "Out of my way!"
  • "I can't do this!"
  • "Don't make the same mistakes I did."
  • "You can go in that church and get married or you can walk away."
  • "I won't be getting married today."
  • "Would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do?"
  • "I refuse to be king/queen."
  • "Just think how lovely he/she will look on our postage stamp."
  • "Stare them down."
  • "I like change."
  • "Just because I didn't get my fairy tale ending, doesn't mean you shouldn't."
  • "Put me down!"
  • "I'm in love with the king/queen-to-be and I'm inquiring if he/she loves me too."
  • "Do you have a chicken for my table?"
  • "I think I can hear you without a phone."
  • "I solemnly promise so to do."
lillyofunderland asked: "Shut up."

dormousemallymkun:

dormousemallymkun:

Send “Shut up.” for my character’s reaction to yours pushing them against the wall and kissing them.

If Mally had realized that he’d been talking over over this, he would have shut up a lot sooner. Running his hands across Lilly’s lower back, he pulled her in against him and leaned into the kiss for a moment. Her smell of flowers was intoxicating, and sweet. When their lips parted, he rested back into the wall, still holding her to him, “What was that for?”

"I dunno if I can talk more than I do." He muttered, breath tickling Lilly’s lips gently as he punctuated the end of each short sentences with another kiss, "But I might try. If that’s okay. With you?"

"It’s just your way of making me kiss you." She noted, kissing him each time his lips met hers. "That’s alright with me." This time she broke the kiss long enough to talk, coming just close enough to kiss him then playfully pulling away.

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